Daily Dad Jokes
Bottom 5 bombs
The Hall of Shame
The jokes that bombed so hard they showed up on the Richter scale. Ranked, mercilessly, by how many people walked away.
1
🗑️
Why did the bee get married?
He finally found his honey.
Flop level: swing and a miss
33% rejected
2
🤡
Why don't skeletons ever fight each other?
They don't have the guts.
Flop level: swing and a miss
33% rejected
3
🙈
I asked my dog what two minus two is.
He said nothing.
Flop level: swing and a miss
28% rejected
4
Why did the melon jump into the lake?
It wanted to be a watermelon.
Flop level: swing and a miss
25% rejected
5
I'm afraid for the calendar.
Its days are numbered.
Flop level: swing and a miss
24% rejected
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