Daily Dad Jokes
Bottom 5 bombs
The Hall of Shame
The jokes that bombed so hard they showed up on the Richter scale. Ranked, mercilessly, by how many people walked away.
1
🗑️
I asked my dog what two minus two is.
He said nothing.
Flop level: swing and a miss
28% rejected
2
🤡
I'm afraid for the calendar.
Its days are numbered.
Flop level: swing and a miss
24% rejected
3
🙈
What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese.
Flop level: swing and a miss
17% rejected
4
How do you make an egg laugh?
You tell it a yolk.
Flop level: swing and a miss
15% rejected
5
Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?
He had nobody to go with.
Flop level: swing and a miss
13% rejected
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