Daily Dad Jokes
Top 5 groaners
The Groan-O-Meter
Scientifically ranked by how hard they made dads everywhere groan. Higher is better. Obviously.
1
🥇
Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks golfing?
In case they get a hole in one.
Groan level: legendary
100%
2
🥈
Why can't a bicycle stand up by itself?
It's two tired.
Groan level: legendary
100%
3
🥉
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta.
Groan level: legendary
100%
4
I wanted to tell you a joke about a boomerang.
Never mind, it'll come back to me.
Groan level: legendary
100%
5
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Nothing, it just waved.
Groan level: legendary
100%
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