Daily Dad Jokes
The archive
Every joke we've dropped
Catch up on the daily groaners, newest first.
- Jun 20, 2026 Why is there a fence around a graveyard?
- Jun 19, 2026 Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
- Jun 18, 2026 I told a joke about a broken pencil.
- Jun 17, 2026 I used to hate facial hair.
- Jun 16, 2026 Why was the math book sad?
- Jun 15, 2026 A book just fell on my head.
- Jun 14, 2026 Why don't scientists trust atoms?
- Jun 13, 2026 What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
- Jun 12, 2026 What did the ocean say to the beach?
- Jun 11, 2026 I got a job at a belt factory.
- Jun 10, 2026 What do you call a fake noodle?
- Jun 9, 2026 How do you make an egg laugh?
- Jun 8, 2026 Why can't a bicycle stand up by itself?
- Jun 7, 2026 I was going to tell you a pizza joke.
- Jun 6, 2026 I wanted to tell you a joke about a boomerang.
- Jun 5, 2026 Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?
- Jun 4, 2026 I'm thinking about a career in elevators.
- Jun 3, 2026 I'm afraid for the calendar.
- Jun 2, 2026 Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks golfing?
- Jun 1, 2026 I asked my dog what two minus two is.
- May 31, 2026 Why did the scarecrow win an award?
- May 30, 2026 I only know 25 letters of the alphabet.