Daily Dad Jokes
The archive
Every joke we've dropped
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- Aug 4, 2026 My sweater gave a speech.
- Aug 3, 2026 What kind of music does cereal listen to?
- Aug 2, 2026 Where do pencils go on vacation?
- Aug 1, 2026 I asked my sandwich to keep a secret.
- Jul 31, 2026 My clock went on a diet.
- Jul 30, 2026 The printer joined a band.
- Jul 29, 2026 My soup started ringing.
- Jul 28, 2026 I returned my library book late.
- Jul 27, 2026 The gardener brought a ladder to the meeting.
- Jul 26, 2026 My laptop asked for a coffee break.
- Jul 25, 2026 I told my toast it looked nice today.
- Jul 24, 2026 What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
- Jul 23, 2026 Why was the broom late for work?
- Jul 22, 2026 What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?
- Jul 21, 2026 Why did the computer go to the doctor?
- Jul 20, 2026 What kind of music do mummies listen to?
- Jul 19, 2026 Why did the man fall down the well?
- Jul 18, 2026 What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
- Jul 17, 2026 You know what they say about lefties?
- Jul 16, 2026 What did the buffalo say when his son left for school?
- Jul 15, 2026 Why don't oysters donate to charity?
- Jul 14, 2026 How does the moon cut his hair?
- Jul 13, 2026 What's brown and sticky?
- Jul 12, 2026 Why did the cookie go to the hospital?
- Jul 11, 2026 What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car?
- Jul 10, 2026 Why can't you hear a pterodactyl use the bathroom?
- Jul 9, 2026 What did one wall say to the other wall?
- Jul 8, 2026 I used to play piano by ear.
- Jul 7, 2026 Why don't skeletons ever fight each other?
- Jul 6, 2026 What do you call a pile of cats?
- Jul 5, 2026 I'm on a seafood diet.
- Jul 4, 2026 How do you throw a party in space?
- Jul 3, 2026 Why did the coffee file a police report?
- Jul 2, 2026 What do you call a factory that makes okay products?
- Jul 1, 2026 Where’s the best place to store your dad jokes?
- Jun 30, 2026 What kind of ring did the rabbit give his girlfriend?
- Jun 29, 2026 Why did the bee get married?
- Jun 28, 2026 I don't trust stairs.
- Jun 27, 2026 What's the best thing about Switzerland?
- Jun 26, 2026 I'm reading a book about anti-gravity.
- Jun 25, 2026 How much did the pirate pay for his earrings?
- Jun 24, 2026 What do you call a bear with no teeth?
- Jun 23, 2026 Why did the tomato turn red?
- Jun 22, 2026 Change is hard.
- Jun 21, 2026 Why did the melon jump into the lake?
- Jun 20, 2026 Why is there a fence around a graveyard?
- Jun 19, 2026 Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
- Jun 18, 2026 I told a joke about a broken pencil.
- Jun 17, 2026 I used to hate facial hair.
- Jun 16, 2026 Why was the math book sad?
- Jun 15, 2026 A book just fell on my head.
- Jun 14, 2026 Why don't scientists trust atoms?
- Jun 13, 2026 What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
- Jun 12, 2026 What did the ocean say to the beach?
- Jun 11, 2026 I got a job at a belt factory.
- Jun 10, 2026 What do you call a fake noodle?
- Jun 9, 2026 How do you make an egg laugh?
- Jun 8, 2026 Why can't a bicycle stand up by itself?
- Jun 7, 2026 I was going to tell you a pizza joke.
- Jun 6, 2026 I wanted to tell you a joke about a boomerang.
- Jun 5, 2026 Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?
- Jun 4, 2026 I'm thinking about a career in elevators.
- Jun 3, 2026 I'm afraid for the calendar.
- Jun 2, 2026 Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks golfing?
- Jun 1, 2026 I asked my dog what two minus two is.
- May 31, 2026 Why did the scarecrow win an award?
- May 30, 2026 I only know 25 letters of the alphabet.